It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people feel that the brick is too soggy. I assure you, it IS a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the disturbing question: DOES COFFEE BLEED? If in fact it does then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold. But instead delicious, gooey cake batter we are filled with raisins.